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As I mentioned, my real life friends at asked me to help google find their website. I agreed because I love them, I love how they employ Houstonians, and I love to connect people to stuff they would like if they knew about it.

In any event, we are getting professionals to put together some web ads for various platforms. I'm really interested to see first hand how that process works. 

One of my favorite things to do on the internet is helping creating stuff that I would like to see exist in the world. So much money is spent on ads and most of them are boring to terrible.

This is where I need your help.

One of the co-owners of 3DMilitaryWear is my friend, Joe. 

Joe has lived in Houston a very long time, but still has his distinctive Long Island accent. He is a funny guy naturally, and with his accent, he is hilarious.

Pretty much anything he says can be awesome just because he says it.

What I was hoping for was for the smart and funny folks on the interwebs to help me come up with ideas of this:

What is the most awesome American and/or supportive of troops sentence or phrase I could get Joe to say?

And then we will get him to say a variety of things and hopefully illustrate your vision of American goodness on video. Please nothing crude because it's not the time and place for that sort of thing, people.

Like many creative endeavors, I'm not sure that this will work, but I'd love to try it. Some of my favorite bits on the old Letterman show were when he'd get his great writers to get non-famous people to say fantastic stuff.

We aren't compensating you for suggestions other than the intrinsic satisfaction you receive by seeing your appreciation of America and our troops narrated by my friend Joe.

(Our guest blogger is our friend Stephanie Stradley (@StephStradley), a Houston-based NFL writer. If you end up buying something, let her know what it is).